I know that this is not going to make sense to anyone but Caro and Gabe but here you go. This morning I woke up laughing from a dream I had. Now normally I am not the type of person who remembers their dreams but I remembered this one clearly.
Child: “ Ma”
Karla: “ Yeah”
Child: “ Ma, could I ask you something?”
Karla: “ Ah ha go ahead”
Child: “ Mami, why do you hate me?”
Karla: “ Que?”
Child: “ Why do you hate me?”
Karla: “ Baby, I don’t hate you. Why do you think that?”
Child: “Umm, because you picked a crazy women to be my nina”
Karla: “ First of all don’t call your nina crazy, and second of all what in the world are you talking about?”
Child: "Ay, look”
Child points to Caro dancing in the living room.
Karla: “ Ha, Ha, oh man that is funny, your nina is in no way crazy because she is dancing by herself.”
Child:” Uh, Ma there is no MUSIC.”
Karla: “ So”
Child: “ So she is CRAZY.”
At this point Karla’s second child walks in.
Child 2: “Mami, she is doing it again.”
Karla: “ Who is doing what again?”
Child 2: “ Nina Nataly, she is flirting with my friends again.”
Karla:” Ay dios mio.”
Karla: “ NATALY”
Nataly: “ WHAT?”
Karla: “ Get away from that child.”
Nataly: “I wasn’t doing anything?”
Karla: “ Ah ha, I am sure you weren’t just get away from the child.”
Nataly: “ Fine”
Child 2: “ Umm, what are you and mom talking about?”
Child 1: “ How my nina is crazy”
Karla: “ She is not crazy, now get out of here both of you I have to finish cooking.”
Child 1 and 2 ignore Karla and keep talking.
Child 2: “ Dude, your nina is not crazy I mean just look at mines.”
Child 1: “ No man, my nina is crazy, I mean just look.”
Child 1 points to Caro who is still dancing in the living room by herself with no music.
Child 2: “ Umm, wow ok you win she is crazy”
Child 1: “ You see I told you.”
Child 2: “ Why is she wearing a fur coat?”
Child 1 : “ Because she is phucing crazy.”
Child 2: “ Oh, and what is up with the shiny shoes?”
4 comments:
LOL
notonly is nina crazy but she makes boys crazy.
Haha, thats funny. I'm sure the fur coat has some wonderful satin lining too.
LMFAO.. that totally beats my dream where I spray King Kong with perfume that helps him to fly.
LMAO! that was a GREAT dream!
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